As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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