I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
