Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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