Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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