STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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