I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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