Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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