in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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