That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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