Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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