The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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