Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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