The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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