found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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