honey bunches of taint.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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