forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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