I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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