If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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