I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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