I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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