no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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