Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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