This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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