thus making me awesome and them whores
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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