areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize
