In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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