my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
operation have a gay friend backfired
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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