ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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