I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
