I hate your face
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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