I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Someone signed my nipple.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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