oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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