don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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