i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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