You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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