Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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