Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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