Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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