why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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