We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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