onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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