he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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