I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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