I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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