After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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