You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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