theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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