this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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