Me. At least after what I've been through.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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