I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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