She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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