Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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